Archive for December, 2011

A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin

A comet the color of blood and flame cuts across the sky and each of the factions struggling for control of the Seven Kingdoms thinks it’s a sign of their right to rule the Iron Throne.  Alliances are shaken and even brothers and childhood friends turn on each other in their quest for power.

728 pages of mayhem and I couldn’t read it fast enough!  CoK introduces us to Melisandre, one of the scariest characters I’ve come across but I have a feeling that Ramsay Snow will prove himself a close second before the series is finished and perhaps Jaquen H’ghar will be third.  Thankfully, we also meet Johen and Meera Reed as well as Brienne of Tarth:  with everything they’ve suffered and continue to suffer, it’s reassuring to know that there are a few characters the Starks can rely upon.

As Arya continues in her struggle to reach her family, Joffrey’s reign of terror over King’s Landing is in full sway.  Joffrey is even more despicable than he was in GoT—thank goodness for Tyrion as he is the only character able and willing to minimize the damage Joffrey would do.  Tyrion is awesome but of course few realize it:  he’s a Lannister, a dwarf, and an all-to-easy scapegoat.  Elsewhere in the Seven Kingdoms, chaos rules as Gregor Clegane and his like terrorize the countryside and the lordship of a land can change in the blink of an eye.  It seems as if things can’t get much worse for Westeros but north of the Wall, the wildings are uniting under Mance Rayder and across the sea, Daenerys is nurturing her dragons:  both mean to claim the Seven Kingdoms for their own.

Dark magic, heart-breaking betrayal, and horrific bloodshed are tempered by unexpected glimpses of nobility.  I love that Martin keeps us on our toes but I do worry that good may not win the day . . . .

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Who’s Who on Once Upon a Time: Dr. Whale

Some have guessed that Dr. Whale is the Big Bad Wolf but I’m guessing that he’s actually Pinocchio.  Yes, Whale leered a bit at Ruby aka Little Red Riding Hood but so far it seems that most of the characters’ names hint at their real identities:  Blanchard=White, Gold=Rumpelstiltskin, Hopper=Cricket, Ruby=Red . . . if we stretch, Nolan could indicate No Land which hints at Charming’s farm troubles.

Pinocchio lied; Dr. Whale lied to Mary Margaret.  The Nolan’s house has some artwork which seemed Pinocchio-esque to me and Dr. Whale’s collaboration with the Mayor is one reason David is currently with Kathryn instead of Mary Margaret.  Finally, Pinocchio became a real boy after an encounter with a whale.

What do you think?

image courtesy of wikipedia

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What confidence did Snow White break? And other questions from Once Upon a Time . . .

What confidence could the Queen have shared with Snow White that was both so dreadful that its betrayal cost the Queen her happiness AND was so minor that Snow White apparently thought nothing of it?

  • I do have a vault filled with hearts but it’s only for organ donations, my dear?  Probably not.
  • Maleficent is my BFF but she’s totally misunderstood—people are so judgmental of powerful women.  Eh—but maybe they are sisters?
  • Well, yes, I do talk to a mirror but it’s just a bit of fun, my dear.  Or something similar—basically Snow White surprises the Queen doing something sorceress-like, the Queen downplays it and swears her to secrecy, Snow White buys the story but mentions it to her dad because she tells her dad everything, and he confronts the Queen.
  • Well yes, I dated Rumpelstiltskin, but that was ages ago and I dumped HIM.  He has the worst temper.  Eh.
  • I’m not really royal.  Maybe?  Snow White is young enough to think family connections don’t matter when it comes to love but we don’t know anything about the King yet—maybe he’s a stickler for convention.

I’ve also thought that the Queen used a love spell to win the King but I don’t see how admitting that would seem harmless to Snow.  Other questions:

  • How did the book come into existence?  My guess is Rumpelstiltskin—either that or it’s just a by-product of the curse.  How did it come to Mary Margaret though?  Again, I’m going to go with Rumpelstiltskin aka Mr. Gold.
  • What the heck was Mr. Gold doing in the woods?  Looking for something—or burying something???
  • Who told the Queen that weird curlicues on her forehead were becoming?

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Explosive Eighteen by Janet Evanovich

Before Stephanie can even step foot off Flight 127 Hawaii to Newark, she’s knee deep in trouble. Her dream vacation turned into a nightmare, and she’s flying back to New Jersey solo. Worse still, her seatmate never returned to the plane after the L.A. layover. Now he’s dead, in a garbage can, waiting for curbside pickup. His killer could be anyone. And a ragtag collection of thugs and psychos, not to mention the FBI, are all looking for a photograph the dead man was supposed to be carrying.
 
Only one other person has seen the missing photo—Stephanie Plum. Now she’s the target, and she doesn’t intend to end up in a garbage can. With the help of an FBI sketch artist Stephanie re-creates the person in the photo. Unfortunately the first sketch turns out to look like Tom Cruise, and the second sketch like Ashton Kutcher. Until Stephanie can improve her descriptive skills, she’ll need to watch her back.
 
Over at the bail bonds agency things are going from bad to worse. The bonds bus serving as Vinnie’s temporary HQ goes up in smoke. Stephanie’s wheelman, Lula, falls in love with their largest skip yet. Lifetime arch nemesis Joyce Barnhardt moves into Stephanie’s apartment. And everyone wants to know what happened in Hawaii?

Morelli, Trenton’s hottest cop, isn’t talking about Hawaii. Ranger, the man of mystery, isn’t talking about Hawaii.  And all Stephanie is willing to say about her Hawaiian vacation is . . . It’s complicated.  Product Description.

Disappointing.  I don’t like Stephanie in this installment.  The Hawaiian vacation storyline had potential but turned lame, as did the Joyce Barnhardt storyline, as did the Love Potion storyline.  I don’t want to give anything away regarding the Stephanie/Morelli/Ranger triangle so I’ll just say things transpired much too easily.  Here’s hoping Nineteen is better.

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Game of Thrones by George R.R. Martin

Winter is coming.  In a land where seasons can last for decades, even lifetimes, the cold is returning and with it, the Others.  Since few have an encountered an Other and lived to tell the tale, many folks of the Seven Kingdoms of  Westeros don’t believe that they actually exist.  Despite large numbers of disappearances from the Night Watch, the military order responsible for guarding the immense Wall along the northern border of the Seven Kingdoms, the main thing on everyone’s mind is the trouble in King’s Landing, the capital of Westeros.

The Starks are one of the families pulled into the struggle for control of the Iron Throne.  I quickly became attached to these characters and it hurt me to see them caught in the middle of plots and counterplots—to see them suffer tragedy and betrayal.  The Starks are made of stern stuff though, as is Daenerys Targaryen, exiled princess of Westeros.  While the Houses of Baratheon, Lannister, Stark, Tully, Greyjoy, Arryn and Tyrell battle it out in Westeros, across the sea the last heirs of the previously deposed ruling family are making plans to return.

Martin has created a vividly drawn world with well-developed characters and an intense plot.  A combination of family saga, action, intrigue, romance and mystical elements made 674 pages fly by—I seriously considered doing without sleep, food, and water because I wanted to know what happened next.  Good thing for me that the series is already well-underway; I won’t have to wait years to see how the story continues—well, at least until after A Dance With Dragons.  According to Martin’s website, there are still two forthcoming titles in the series:  The Winds of Winter and A Dream of Spring.  May he write them quickly!

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